verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

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4gifs:

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2cc48a:

take me on a 12:14am date we can walk around the city maybe get a drink kiss a little or a lot

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I wish I had a personal masseur 😖

theeconomist:

Dear Prime Minister and First Minister… Our advice to David Cameron and Alex Salmond on the tricky disputes and dilemmas involved in breaking up the union

I want to be an angel who sometimes kisses people

jencorpsichord:

jencorpsichord:

IS THERE REALLY A FLAPPY BIRD MMO

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all around me are familiar faces

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bunningswearhouse:

I just got to the doctors and I went to the receptionist and said ‘Hi I’ve got a doctor for Natasha Doctor’. I fucked up everything even my own name